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iwrestledabearonce 

a band that makes music.
which they sell.
for you to buy.
Dude, i bought a cd from iwrestledabearonce.

irristeable

A state of excitation in the male gender effected by the constraint of a female's excessively large breasts bound by an overly constrictive bodice, brazier, or corset.

A linguistic blend of "irresistible" and "unstable."
"she was wearing a low cut shirt and a really sexy bra that made her big gorgeous tits irristeable"

itristan 

iTristan is a notorious player on 2b2t. He is best known for his extensive knowledge of Java, alongside being involved in two of the three 2b2t backdoors. He was similarly a notorious griefer, hacker and member of several large bases. iTristan is credited with being one of the smartest players to play on 2b2t. They are the only player who ever spawned in and placed barrier blocks. His stash was found, but duped barrier blocks are unusable and can only be stored in a zombies hand or in a minecart chest due to the "disable block" plugin.
person 1: I got one of iTristan’s 32k’s that he backdoored in 2013

person 2: impossible, they were deleted by Hausemaster
itristan by chrisisracist April 2, 2021
What you call a beautiful woman when you want to be with her sexually.
I met a beautiful woman today,I asked her if she was iwrish. I sure wish I could hook up with her.
Iwrish by Frank Palace January 8, 2012
just that girl who knows how to make your heart vibrate and get you going in a good mood. Even if she doesn't love you.
Wow, Iristic is such a great person.
iristic by justalonelyguy November 8, 2020

idristhechemist 

So hott and chocolaty and curly mmm ouuu weeeee baba. He can sing and dance and simp, he does it all!!! When he walks in the room not only does it light up, it boofs!
I just took a shit and that jaunt smells like a idristhechemist.
idristhechemist by Jaquez the 15th January 28, 2020