iTernative 

(noun) Any device designed to compete with an Apple product. Based on the word alternative.

Is that an iPad?

No, it's a Samsung Galaxy Tablet. I hate Steve Jobs, so I had to find an iTernative.

iTernative by jeffinjonesboro February 22, 2011

ternative 

A post-indie genre of music. Characterized by authentic 2k9-2k10 post-blog-house bands.

indie bro: Hey bro vampy weekend amirite?
ternative bro: Not into mindie that much bro.. i like really chill stuff.. if u want to come listen to some ternative vinyl sometime its cool

ternative by ale.xx February 5, 2010

lol-ternative 

the name given to the growing category of words used to replace the word lol. With lol becoming increasingly diluted people feel the need to express an actual lol with lol-ternatives such as rofl, lmao and lolol.

Guy: lulz
Girl: Whats lulz?
Guy: My favourite lol-ternative

Guy: lol
Girl: you say that too much, try some lol-ternatives

lol-ternative by Kaine H June 30, 2008

Internaive 

The state of ignorance towards popular internet memes; the description of a person who does not recognise 90% of internet jokes. origins: internet + naive

"She's so internaive, I can impress her by sending stale memes."

Internaive by lavander fuck boy August 15, 2017

Ternative 

ASAP in the language of a female

Emma just texted me saying;

“Thespacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative”
Meaning she wants anal ASAP

Ternative by FrozenButSunny June 3, 2019

Ternative 

A small nocturnal creature that lives in the woods.

The ternative is a native of Britain's woods, although incredibly scarce and rarely seen.

Ternative by Jay80 September 13, 2008

anal ternative 

were there is an alternative to anal

damn this is hard anal is there an anal ternative

anal ternative by the demi fucker October 29, 2014