iPhone 7

A phone with no goddamn headphone jack.

Paul: Why are you not listening to music?
Sad Man: I have an iPhone 7

by ShookStacy September 12, 2016

iPhone 7

I DONT NEED IT

I DONT NEED IT

RIP the beloved headphone jack

I DONT NEED iphone 7

by Rainbow_Creeper3 November 29, 2016

iPhone 7

The first iPhone to ditch the headphone jack. Also known by its nickname 'Satan'.

Lloyd: I miss old Apple, back when they made quality devices like the iphone 7.
Me: You mean Satan? The first iPhone without the headphone jack? Are you high bro?

Lloyd: Idk man, I'm not familiar with any iPhone older than the 7
Me: *Sigh*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021

iPhone 7

Something you're too poor to ever afford

-Poor Guy:Man i wish i could have that brand new iPhone 7...

by SparkFire September 10, 2016

iPhone 7+

I DONT NEED IT

I DONT NEED IT

RIP the beloved headphone jack

I dont need it iphone 7+

by Rainbow_Creeper3 November 29, 2016

iphone 7

Something that is only used by stupid 7 year olds.

Stupid Seven Year Old: Look at my new toy!
Intelligent Human: Hahaha, what a IPhone 7

by the defenition master June 19, 2017

Iphone 7

an iPhone model designed on September 16, 2016, which has different features

Hey, it looks like you got the iPhone 7 there

by zzhb December 19, 2019