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iGuess by ThtiGuessDude...And A Lady xD January 7, 2011
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e1even_iguess by urmumed January 18, 2023
go off, I guess
Sort of like "you do you," but with a strong implication that you're talking out of your ass. Basically "you're an idiot and what you're saying is stupid, if you want to keep going I guess I won't stop you."
Bob: "The world is run by lizard people."
Sue: "There's no such thing as lizard people, but go off, I guess."
Sue: "There's no such thing as lizard people, but go off, I guess."
go off, I guess by Mai Ainsel July 1, 2020
I guess you had to be there
What you say when someone tells you something he thinks is hilarious but really isn't. You say this to avoid hurting your friend's feelings in breaking it to him that his joke sucks.
Dudeman 1: "Oh man, I was playing horseshoes in Red Dead Redemption and I got a really close throw and John was all like, 'Did you see that!' It was so funny dude!"
Dudeman 2: "I guess you had to be there."
Dudeman 1: :(
Dudeman 2: "I guess you had to be there."
Dudeman 1: :(
I guess you had to be there by Izzy del Bosque June 10, 2010
history of the entire world, i guess
Bill Wurtz makes a 20 minute video where he sings a lot of songs, makes a religion about things, turns the sun into a deadly laser, conquers all... er, most of India, and breaks China a lot.
Dude: Have you seen history of the entire world, i guess?
Other Dude: Duh! THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER!
Dude: Not any more, there's a blanket.
Other Dude: Duh! THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER!
Dude: Not any more, there's a blanket.
history of the entire world, i guess by Meme-o Emo June 1, 2017
yuh get it i guess
yuh get it i guess by frostbite-- January 24, 2021
the history of the entire world, i guess
a genius video made by Bill Wurts, explaining the history of the entire world as he assumed by reading a lot of shit on Wikipedia, from the start of the universe to the current day. you should go watch it and subscribe to him.
"Have you seen "the history of the entire world, I guess"?"
"nope wtf is it"
"It's a funny video explaining the history of the universe"
"why"
"the sun is a deadly laser"
"nope wtf is it"
"It's a funny video explaining the history of the universe"
"why"
"the sun is a deadly laser"
the history of the entire world, i guess by totiro May 31, 2017
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