iCum 

what happens when mac fanboys get their hands on the iphone/new shitty mac book

mac fanboy 1: OMG i just stared at an iphone for 30 iSeconds and i iCummed in my iPants!!!!!
regular person: wtf

iCum by nick ryan August 26, 2007

The Icum 

Putting someones phone on vibrate when they're sleeping into there pants and spamming them with texts until they cum.

White Girl 1: This sleepover is booooring.

White Girl 2: We could pull the Icum on your brother!

The Icum by Iphones October 24, 2014

I Cum Blood 

Originally a song by Cannibal Corpse, it has also become what is known as one of the most annoying memes ever on UG (Ultimate-Guitar) in the message forums.

Person A: Hey Pit, whats a good song to learn how to play on guitar for my girlfriend?

Person B: I Cum Blood

I Cum Blood by sweatingbullets January 13, 2009

here i cum 

What a guy says right before he releases his explosion of cum into a females fat pussy.

Him: Oh baby, here I cum
Her: Yes, cum deep inside of me

here i cum by Jghijhhj July 24, 2023

icumdix 

8=====D ~ 8-D

You think that's special? Well icumdix!

icumdix by deekismusic June 26, 2010

Icumarvelot

When a boy has an orgasm that lasts a little over 5 minutes.

She made me icumarvelot.

Icumarvelot by yerzhi April 23, 2021