iCum

what happens when mac fanboys get their hands on the iphone/new shitty mac book

mac fanboy 1: OMG i just stared at an iphone for 30 iSeconds and i iCummed in my iPants!!!!!
regular person: wtf

by nick ryan August 26, 2007

The Icum

Putting someones phone on vibrate when they're sleeping into there pants and spamming them with texts until they cum.

White Girl 1: This sleepover is booooring.

White Girl 2: We could pull the Icum on your brother!

by Iphones October 24, 2014

I Cum Blood

Originally a song by Cannibal Corpse, it has also become what is known as one of the most annoying memes ever on UG (Ultimate-Guitar) in the message forums.

Person A: Hey Pit, whats a good song to learn how to play on guitar for my girlfriend?

Person B: I Cum Blood

by sweatingbullets January 13, 2009

here i cum

What a guy says right before he releases his explosion of cum into a females fat pussy.

Him: Oh baby, here I cum
Her: Yes, cum deep inside of me

by Jghijhhj July 24, 2023

icumdix

8=====D ~ 8-D

You think that's special? Well icumdix!

by deekismusic June 26, 2010

Icumarvelot

When a boy has an orgasm that lasts a little over 5 minutes.

She made me icumarvelot.

by yerzhi April 23, 2021