i-washed

When someone is brainwashed to believe that every product apple puts out is superior to any competing gadget. Most of these people didn't even know what a calculator was 10 years ago but ever since they got an iphone, and got i-washed, they feel like they are uber tech savvy, but in reality they only buy apple products in which they dont even use to their full technological capacities.
Nerd #1: "Dude dont get that tablet, it sucks ballz the Ipad shits all over it"

Nerd #2: "How do you know, have you used one"?

Nerd #1: " No but it doesn't fucking matter, its not made by apple so its a piece of shit. Trust me"

Nerd#2: "Dude you're just i-washed, ever since you got that iphone 4 years ago you got rid of your PC and put Steve Jobs cock down your throat."
by mrmrpopo November 28, 2011
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I wash de car

Something that Dhar Mann fans say in his live stream chat.
RandomUser: I wash de car
RandomGirl: OMG I AM CRYING

RandomUser2: I wash de car
by kingknb December 15, 2021
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I wash de car

Something that people say on Dhar Mann lifestream chats.
RandomUser: I wash de car
RandomGirl: OMG I AM CRYING

RandomUser2: I wash de car
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i never wash this

when you don't wash something
Poo guy: see my penis?
JOKE GUY: yeah?
Poo guy: i never wash this!
by mike the coolest May 08, 2004
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i have to wash my cat

I don’t want to come and I have no excuse but I don’t really care if you know that i don’t want to come so I will give you a horrible excuse. I have to wash my cat. (you don’t actually wash cats)
matt: “hey bro can i come over”

me: “sorry i have to wash my cat
by X-5C2 January 08, 2018
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