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A computer program that uses brain waves to simulate the sensations of various drugs. It's not intended to feel like the actual drug but to stimulate the brain to release the natural chemicals that make you feel good (like dopamine). Best if used with headphones, just relax and close your eyes. It is intended to suggest to your mind to release the chemicals that make you feel good. But you have to be willing to let it do that. At most, it can only do to you, what you expect it to do.
I listened to i-dozer and I feel more relaxed now.
i-dozer by MsCtrl January 24, 2009
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A program that plays audio files that are supposed to simulate drug effects.

Personal Note: Does not work, gives only placebo effect.
I-dozer is a real scam of a program.
i-dozer by 420.MuNkEy May 12, 2008
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i-doser idozer i i love you I'm fine... i love you more i- I'm game i.s. I'ma
Songs that involve a white noise with beeping freequencies that change your mood depending on which one you do it for. It's effective most if you're laying down with no lights and no sounds other than the iDoser. Certain songs cause others to trip while some may not affect you, it depends. You just have to find your right song. It's basically a free and legal drug.
I'm tripping off those i-dosers, yo.
i-doser by john shepherd May 28, 2007
Songs that involve a white noise with beeping freequencies that don't do anything because any reaction to it whatsoever happens only because you thought it would. In shorter words, it's a bunch of placebo bullshit.
I think I'm tripping on I-doser, but I'm not because I'm just feeling the placebo effect. Word up, yo.
i-doser by MisterSmammi October 11, 2007
Songs that involve a white noise with beeping freequencies that change your mood depending on which one you do it for. It's effective most if you're laying down with no lights and no sounds other than the iDoser. Certain songs cause others to trip while some may not affect you, it depends. You just have to find your right song. It's basically a free and legal drug.
I'm tripping off those i-dosers
i-doser by john shepherd December 26, 2008
A bunch of sounds, compiled into a torrent, that when listened to for a certain period of time, will make you feel a certain kind of high. There are different versions, for whatever different drug you feel like feeling like you just did...if that makes sense.
I've never done it, but I know people who have.
"Gosh golly! This sure is a large hole to dig."
"You should get that iDozer! I have an iHammer and it's really handy!"

Haha! I'm such a tool.
idozer by N/A ya clown! December 17, 2007

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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