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A bunch of sounds, compiled into a torrent, that when listened to for a certain period of time, will make you feel a certain kind of high. There are different versions, for whatever different drug you feel like feeling like you just did...if that makes sense.
I've never done it, but I know people who have.
"Gosh golly! This sure is a large hole to dig."
"You should get that iDozer! I have an iHammer and it's really handy!"

Haha! I'm such a tool.
idozer by N/A ya clown! December 17, 2007
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A drug music, or white noise, that is projected into someones brain to reproduce the sensations of common drugs, such as heroin, ecstasy, cocaine, marijuana, LSD, and some of their own creatin. Deep puleses and sounds need to be picked up by high performance headphones in order to work.
Idosers are in the form of. Heroin, Ecstasy, LSD, Marijuana, as listed above.
idosers by Ethan1134 December 28, 2007
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A computer program that uses brain waves to simulate the sensations of various drugs. It's not intended to feel like the actual drug but to stimulate the brain to release the natural chemicals that make you feel good (like dopamine). Best if used with headphones, just relax and close your eyes. It is intended to suggest to your mind to release the chemicals that make you feel good. But you have to be willing to let it do that. At most, it can only do to you, what you expect it to do.
I listened to i-dozer and I feel more relaxed now.
i-dozer by MsCtrl January 24, 2009
A bunch of sounds, compiled into a torrent, that when listened to for a certain period of time, will make you feel a certain kind of high. There are different versions, for whatever different drug you feel like feeling like you just did...if that makes sense.
I've never done it, but I know people who have.
"Have you ever tried an idoser?"
"Yeah dude it's great!"
idoser by concretekid January 17, 2009
A program that plays audio files that are supposed to simulate drug effects.

Personal Note: Does not work, gives only placebo effect.
I-dozer is a real scam of a program.
i-dozer by 420.MuNkEy May 12, 2008
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