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I suck at life 

Them: "You're late!"
You: "I'm sorry... I suck at life."
I suck at life by thisKid December 5, 2005

i suck at editing. 

A term used in Nepali twitter to show off your extra hot body.
Chaman ko i suck at editing. ta wild hot thiyo yaar!
i suck at editing. by VaxoDai March 23, 2021

i suck at pool 

Getting your a$$ handed to you by a girl when playing pool.
So if you lose 4 out of 5 to a Girl.... YOU SUCK AT POOL.

Perfect realized he was no longer Perfect when Svetlana kicked his ass in pool.
Svetlana: "What do you have to say for yourself?"
Perfect : "I suck at pool!"
i suck at pool by Perfect December 6, 2006

I suck at facebook 

Sucking at being social. Even when it's not face to face.
I didn't realize that I sucked at Facebook!
- I suck at facebook
I suck at facebook by eddie dounn January 23, 2009

I suck at life syndrome 

Generally someone who absolutely sucks at life, and likes to stay inside for they are not allowed outside because otherwise they die due to an immune system failure, which also causes a nasal like voice quality.
Only one known example of I suck at life syndrome...

i suck at replying 

She leaves you on open. You ask her why. She says, “sorry i suck at replying.” Just know she’s lying and just doesn’t want to talk to you.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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