I god

This is an interjection taken from the Zora Neale Hurston novel, "Their Eyes Were Watching God" Many of the African American characters speak with very Southern Dialects. "'I God" is actually a shortened form of "By God" This term is often used in order to mock the dialogue of the novel. It can also be used to express one's god complex.

1.) We're gonna have a flood out here 'I God!
2.) I'd rather eat a bullet than ever read "Their Eyes Were Watching God" again, 'I God.

by Nimsim April 21, 2005

I Speel god

You're basically epic. Though you can't type correctly but that's the best part of speeling god. Speeling god means you've got a bad keyboard and can't spell the words correctly. So when someone tells you you don't spell correctly, you say "I speel god" instead of I spell good, because you speel god.

I speel god YESS
This is me Challon' JAW and I am a god speeler.
There is no point on being a god speeler if there are no other god speelers.

by Jespy Inger Wachoski August 31, 2022

I swear to god

A word used which means your getting on somebody nerves I would stop it if I was you.

John - *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - I swear to god if you don't stop
John- *poke* *poke* *poke*
Mary - *Shoots John* I TOLD YOU TO STOP

by Live me dude April 14, 2017

I swear to God

When you swear to God

I swear to God if you don’t buy me maccys I’m not gonna be your friend

by Sherly:) October 09, 2018

Oh SHi- I mean God no

You say this when you are about to say Oh Sh!t ,but your parents walk in the room.

Person 1: *Stubs toe* Oh shi-
Parents: Walk in the room
Person: I mean God NO
Oh SHi- I mean God no is what you do when your about to say a OH SHIT then your parents or innocent kid walks into the room.

by MonkishAphid69420 December 11, 2019

It was a joke i swear to god

What you type into your web browser after you type in something sketchy into your web browser. You type it to make sure the FBI doesn't get you. I promise it was a joke.

I pulled a " It was a joke I swear to God".

by FroggerJGWentWorth June 08, 2017

The day I became a God

Oh, what!? It's the Clannad guy who did that!? That guy is the best!

Hym "If I go and watch 'The day I became a God' and it's good there is going to be hell to pay! People are talking shit about the creator but YOU KNOW he's one of the greatest writer's of tragedy of all time right!? It had better be bad with all that shit you're talking about it.

by Hym Iam March 06, 2023