I god 

This is an interjection taken from the Zora Neale Hurston novel, "Their Eyes Were Watching God" Many of the African American characters speak with very Southern Dialects. "'I God" is actually a shortened form of "By God" This term is often used in order to mock the dialogue of the novel. It can also be used to express one's god complex.

1.) We're gonna have a flood out here 'I God!
2.) I'd rather eat a bullet than ever read "Their Eyes Were Watching God" again, 'I God.

I god by Nimsim April 20, 2005

god I wish that were me 

Any situation that you view online or from a third person and aspire to be one of the active people or objects in that particular situation.

*looking at a terribly animated photo of a baby cradled by a deformed mother*
BigJB21: god I wish that were me

god I wish that were me by lukewarmwolf December 20, 2018

oh my god i'm totally bi 

when you realize you're totally bi

rich: the ladies are going to get to love the real richard goranski. and the dudes. oh my god i'm totally bi

oh my god i'm totally bi by dicknommer69 March 26, 2019

God I'm wonderful wall 

This is a wall, usually in some aspiring male's office, in which he displays diplomas, citations, plaques, trophies, and pictures of himself with celebrities. This is done in a delibreate attempt to foster an enhanced self-image to others.

Jack had a few bogus plaques and diplomas on his God I'm wonderful wall. They impressed the chicks.

God I'm wonderful wall by Big Sky Heidi January 2, 2010

god i'm so blue 

whenever you're feeling really sad and start singing this out of nowhere alone in your car, or in your bedroom since you cannot afford a car yet. get a job.

Teacher: "Good morning Rebecca! Did you do your homework this morn-"
Rebecca: "GOD I'M SO BLUE KNOW WE'RE THROUGH BUT I STILL FAWKING LOVE YOU BABBBABABE"

god i'm so blue by robertodavinci February 19, 2021

god i fucking hate my life

Are you ok? Get some mental help.

you: god i fucking hate my life
me:

First, get up and do something fun. ...
Now, take a dialectical perspective. ...
Consider whether there is something you can change in your life. ...
Get immediate crisis help. ...
Seek long-term professional help.

god i fucking hate my life by Lazar Blade September 18, 2021

I Speel god 

You're basically epic. Though you can't type correctly but that's the best part of speeling god. Speeling god means you've got a bad keyboard and can't spell the words correctly. So when someone tells you you don't spell correctly, you say "I speel god" instead of I spell good, because you speel god.

I speel god YESS
This is me Challon' JAW and I am a god speeler.
There is no point on being a god speeler if there are no other god speelers.

I Speel god by Jespy Inger Wachoski August 31, 2022