i don't remember 

a phrase used when hit upside the head by a small case of temporary Alzheimer's disease.

"Why did you do it?"
"I don't remember!"

i don't remember by xxbcgoddessxx June 21, 2009

I don’t remember asking 

I don’t remember asking is the perfect way to ruin someone’s moment, as soon as their telling you something use it. It ruins their day.

Yo that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking
“So me and my friend were driving...”
“Ay that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking”

I don’t remember asking by Biggie cheese uses biggie pp January 6, 2020

I don’t remember asking 

something to say to your friends when you didn’t ask for what they just said.

dylan: bro i got 100% on my test!!
tyler: that’s cool but i don’t remember asking

I don’t remember asking by tbrockman76 April 8, 2020

I don’t remember our rent being due

This sentence is an idiomatic expression referring to someone who is expressing an extreme need for money as soon as possible as if their rent was due, this can materialize in working extra hard for your money and or doing extreme begging.

This sentence can also be used as a question, "Is your rent due?" meaning "Do you need money?",

as a statement, "Bro's rent is due" or "Rent was/is due" meaning "That man really needs money" or "I really need money"

and as a adverb, "Bro is acting like his rent is due" meaning "He's working very hard to earn that money, almost like his rent is due."

Guy 1: *Doing extreme stunts while panhandling"
Guy 2 (roommate): "What the hell is this guy doing? I don’t remember our rent being due."

Guy 1: "PLEASE GIVE ME MONEY"
Guy 2: "Is your rent due?"

Guy 1: "I'll do anything for 10 dollars!"
Guy 2: "Bro's rent is due"

Guy 1: *Starts breakdancing widely on cardboard behind a tip jar*
Guy 2 "Bro is acting like his rent is due"

I don’t remember our rent being due by coeryxtynt September 6, 2024

That's crazy but I don't remember asking 

When someone says something that you give 2 shits about

Guy 1: Did you know that there over 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 bugs.
Guy 2: That's crazy but I don't remember asking

Guy 1: Asshole

That's crazy but I don't remember asking by Cardigan Backyardigan May 30, 2020

damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking 

Anoying

” Anton überhard, ellottt stärdner, mrspedybou420, rdhalin22, ZOtoxic coffie”
” damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking”

damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking by NOTAGAYPERSONBECAUSEOSKARISGAY March 2, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020