I came

A sarcastic comment used in conjunction with a picture (of pornographic nature or otherwise) that others have suggested is arousing.

1: *Post furry picture* HAY GUYS THIS IS HAWT!
2: I came!

by Jarvan January 08, 2005

I Came

Something you say or write after seen an really awesome video.

Guy: "Hey, have you seen the new Chuck Norris movie when he beats the shit out of Jackie Chan?"
You: "Yes"
Guy: "What did you thought about it?"
You: "I came..."

by Mattematask Mattan December 14, 2009

I came

One of the stupidest phrases ever, commonly used by 12-year-olds on YouTube and other sites as an expression of amazement whenever they see or hear something "epic", implying they reached an orgasm upon seeing/hearing it. Although some may beg to differ, saying it really just makes you sound like an idiot.

*crappy AMV on YouTube is posted*
Person 1: first
Person 2: omg i came @ 2:15
Person 3: WHO CARES IF YOU'RE FIRST?! STOP SPAMMING

by BetterSpeech July 26, 2010

i came up on

stealing or jacking. an euphemism for those words.

i came up on a new iphone 3gs, wan me to hook u up?

that foo came up on a new blackberry that looks exactly like the one u lost bro!

by cotosakra November 08, 2009

i came in like a wrecking ball

A sentence used to show the destruction of property, people and/or brain cells

Person 1: oh my goodness! What happened to you?! You look horrible!

Person 2: I came in like a wrecking ball....

by cattaylor January 13, 2014

I Came, I Saw, I Konked Her

Where you ejaculate in her eye and then konk on the head with a frying pan.

Bruce: Hey Heratio where's your girlfriend Farncine.
Heratio: Well actually 'I Came, I Saw, I Konked her' last night and she hasnt woken up.

by Duffy123456789 October 09, 2008

Stick a fork in me, I came

In the top 10 most awkward things to say after sex. Along with "just like momma used to do it" and "so what contraception did you use?"

Girl: How was that for you?
Boy: Stick a fork in me, I came
Girl: I feel, so, violated.

by AnalIsForKids December 23, 2012