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Mom, Dad? I have something to tell you. I am gay.
I am gay by g00d u$ername May 3, 2018
Words you can keep
I am gay is a definition for i honestly don't fucking know, but i know the gay word is uh.... what?
Person 1: I am gay

Person 2: what
I am gay by I AM SO PRO November 13, 2020

yes_i_am_gay_stop_asking 

yes_i_am_gay_stop_asking Is really gay

But doesn’t seem to be to the universe
yes_i_am_gay_stop_asking Is bob

I am very gay 

no definition needed.
Person: I am very gay.
Person 2: Me too.
I am very gay by TheTuxedoMan June 28, 2022

I am not gay 

Gay code for "I am gay."
Stephen Colbert "Are you gay Larry?" Larry King- "No! I am not gay." Stephen Colbert - "Loud and clear!"
I am not gay by Alex. P October 30, 2007

I am so gay for you right now 

A phrase that is used mostly by heterosexual couples to profess their love/ sexual attraction for each other at that moment.

It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.
(Man and Woman looking lovingly into each other's eyes) Woman: I am so gay for you right now.

Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game

Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....

I am not gay 

The gayest lie a person can say. You're hella gay, just admit it dude!
Person A :"Dude stop. I am not gay!"

Person B:"You literally just made out with that hot guy over there."
I am not gay by alifoxy September 1, 2018
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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