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z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0
The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.
z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.
gr8 m8 i r8 8/8
The most overused sentence on something crappy on the Steam Workshop. Commonly seen on joke/troll/actually bad guides on the Team Fortress 2 Guide Workshop on Steam. Also used in other contexts, like when someone asks someone to rate something, they say it either sarcastically, or because they actually thought it was good.
The full version:
"gr8 m8 no d-b8 i r8 it an 8 i h8 2 b in an ir8 st8 but its my f8
hey m8 i apreci8 that u r8 it gr8 u wanna d8 and mayb masturb8 i can ask n8 and we can meet at the g8 dont b l8
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8 plz don't h8
gr8 b8 m8 cant even h8 so I r8 8 outta 8
Gr8 b8 m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8., I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8."
It can be shortened to any part, as long as the original "gr8 m8 i r8 8/8" thing is still present.
"gr8 m8 no d-b8 i r8 it an 8 i h8 2 b in an ir8 st8 but its my f8
hey m8 i apreci8 that u r8 it gr8 u wanna d8 and mayb masturb8 i can ask n8 and we can meet at the g8 dont b l8
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8 plz don't h8
gr8 b8 m8 cant even h8 so I r8 8 outta 8
Gr8 b8 m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8., I'm str8 ir8. Cre8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8."
It can be shortened to any part, as long as the original "gr8 m8 i r8 8/8" thing is still present.
gr8 m8 i r8 8/8 by InstaREKT September 22, 2014
thats gr8 m8 i r8 8/8
thats gr8 m8 i r8 8/8 by vb3o June 14, 2016
gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8
Guy 1: Did you see the newest movie with (Random Actor)
Troll 1: I have, starring (insert character from another series that is hated beyond recognition)
Right? I know I'm right you twats
Guy 2: Gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8
Troll 1: I have, starring (insert character from another series that is hated beyond recognition)
Right? I know I'm right you twats
Guy 2: Gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8
gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8 by Dat g8 guy December 5, 2015
i rate 8/8 m8
i rate 8/8 m8 by sowy m9 July 16, 2015
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