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I'm leaving the board forever 

Very common message posted to messageboards.

Normally posted by a disgruntled user when upset and wanting attention.

While someone who posts such a message will sometimes mean it and will never again go to that board after posting such a message, usually once they calm down, they'll come back and will be posting as though they never posted it.

On some messageboards, such messages are so common and/or posted by certain users so much that people have learned to automatically ignore them.
I logged in this morning to find yet another I'm leaving the board forever message. The guy that posted it has already posted ten of them and returned less then twenty four hours after each time.

I'm not leaving

You need to pay. I'm not just going to walk away and pretend nothing happened. Even if you are. You people are shit.
Hym "I'm not leaving and I'm not walking away empty handed. If you don't come forward, I will MAKE you pay and if you weren't smug, half-retarded filthy we would already be done. I'm not going. There are not conditions I need to meet from me to get what I want out of this that aren't completely artificial, SOOO... I'm not doing it. I'm going to shut these pieces of shit up, one way or another, and you get to pick the way in which it happens. Fuck you. Your kids are shit. Fuck them in the face."
I'm not leaving by Hym Iam September 17, 2025

I'm not leaving

Hey! Drone strike ME. Or at least try to drone strike me. See if it works.

Hym "I'm not leaving. You are acting like the weaponized schizophrenia was MY idea. That is just what I'm CALLING it, fuck-face. I was fair enough in mind at least to consider that I was wrong. But what you are doing is telling people 'He thinks people are

✌️✊️✌️✊️WeApOnIzInG sChIzOpHrEnIa✌️✊️✌️✊️ But really he's just morally wrong about everything and I KNOW they are doing it. But he just THINKS that. And that's all he does. There's nothing else beyond that but only because he said it about my religion. And he just does nothing all day.' What I do on a day to day basis is dictated entirely what resources I have.
And unlike some long haired internet faggot I'm not have unearned resources shoved in all my hole by everyone around me for absolutely no reason because I'm the exactly same internet retard as every other internet retard who can pull a crowd and instead I'm having resources extracted under the guise of that very moral delusion. And then you find out POST HOC that there are remarks about child murder now you're trying to turn it into this thing where because I was trying to prove it was happening wrong, it invalidates the fact that if any child murder occurred, it wasn't murder instructions. I'm not leaving. I'm illiciting the response that I want. It doesn't need to take the form of a question and I don't have to take no for an answer. Just fucking do the thing assholes."
I'm not leaving by Hym Iam December 3, 2025

Im leaking you to KAT

When your boy hates your guts and decides to leak you to your crush at the time. This happens when you dont do something your boy wants so he threatens to send horrendous pictures of you to your crush.
"Yo lets go smoke and your paying for it"
"Nah I wanna quit plus why should I pay you owe me money"
"Fuck you im calling ____, im leaking you to KAT"
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026