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i'm crying
1. Used as a response to something extraordinarily ridiculous and/or funny NOTE: most people are not actually crying when sending this
2. Used as a response to something extraordinarily sad; something that brings you into a sobbing fit NOTE: most people probably are on the verge of tears in this case
2. Used as a response to something extraordinarily sad; something that brings you into a sobbing fit NOTE: most people probably are on the verge of tears in this case
1. Person One: "lol check out this gif I made of Phil and Dan"
Person Two: "what is that omg I'm crying"
2. Person One: "check out this fan comic of the death of half of your OTP lol"
Person Two: "I LITERALLY HATE YOU SO MUCH WHY WOULD YOU SEND THAT IM CRYING RN ASDFGHJKL"
Person Two: "what is that omg I'm crying"
2. Person One: "check out this fan comic of the death of half of your OTP lol"
Person Two: "I LITERALLY HATE YOU SO MUCH WHY WOULD YOU SEND THAT IM CRYING RN ASDFGHJKL"
i'm crying by Carvictory95 June 9, 2016
I’m not crying, you’re crying
When something is so heartwarming you cry but you don’t want to admit you’re crying so you tell other people they’re crying to deflect your emotions.
I’m not crying, you’re crying by Azalee April 29, 2019
I'm not crying you're crying
I'm not crying you're crying by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 2, 2021
Ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck
Crab names for a band fraternity by name of 5DP (5 deadly plagues). (They had to do the kappa donut to join)
Ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck by Class-Clown78 March 2, 2025
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