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hung in the ass department 

when someone has an ass thicker than the sun 100 times over again.
dude 1: did you see that girl over there?

dude 2: no, why?

dude 1: Because she was hung in the ass department, you should have seen it every time she took a step her ass jiggled and caused a shockwave.

Hung the Moon in the Sky 

Used to indicate something or someone is amazing in some way, or to convey admiration for a person. Can be used sarcastically.

Synonymous with "Best thing since sliced bread."
Man, as far as she's concerned he might as well have hung the moon in the sky.

Ask any primus fan: Les Claypool hung the moon in the sky.

International Hung Over Day 

January 1st.

The first day of the new year. Usually starting about 12pm when people wake up from the parties with a hang over.

Also known as New Years Day.
Joe called me on International Hung Over Day just so he could torment me for having gotten drunk the night before.

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016