hyphenite

A racist who is easily identified by the presence of "Some other arbitrary nationality or heritage (hyphen) American". Hyphenites also tend to be the most hypocritical of racists in that they are the most likely to claim being victim of the very racism they promote with their hyphenite heritage.

David: "Jose, are you a Mexican-American?"
Jose: "Kiss my ass, I'm no fucking hyphenite, I am an American"

hyphenite by non-prefixed american November 22, 2013

Hyphenated-Names 

For the past several decades women have continually pressed men into going along with their new ways of thinking, most of it being pure bullshit. Numerous sex partners prior to landing some chump into marriage (typically the number they claim they’ve had can in reality be multiplied by at least five), promiscuity after marriage, demanding men respect their individuality, nagging men to be more sensitive to their needs, demanding equal pay (which is fine if they’re actually doing the same job), getting tattoo’s like a tramp stamp or whatever. They have also adapted the notion that having a bitchy, outspoken attitude is to be tolerated by a prospective male. Most expect a prospective mate to have a good income and be willing to accept them with whatever their pay grade may be, as well as pamper them financially. Generally an available woman over 30 is available because guy(s) out there are just plain fed up with her bullshit. Women now believe they’re able to retain their identity (of a single woman) or individuality by demanding they keep their maiden name and hyphenate it to their married name. Some even refuse to accept his last name at all.

Hyphenated-Names: Any man that willingly buys into this situation on a more permanent basis like marriage is a damn fool and deserves what he gets and will most likely pay both financially and emotionally eventually. Wise up guys! You don’t need a wife, especially one that will bust your balls with her feminist philosophies. It’s a no win situation you’ll most likely regret later. Spend your money on something you’ll really appreciate like a great car. At least with the car, you’ll know how many times it’s been around the block.

Statistically it has become a fact that Caucasian men are now opting not to get married due to what women have become and can foresee all the problems their predecessors have encountered. What kind of mother are these squawky bitches going to make to your children?! Personally, I have one response to a woman that says she would require a hyphenated last name: FUCK – YOU!

Hyphenated-Names by Big Ed Moustapha- December 24, 2012

hyphenatrix 

A controlling, self-centered, narcissistic woman of the corporate world who insists on hyphenating her two (or more) last names. A hyphenatrix typically dominates meetings, abuses subordinates, and generally behaves as if:

(a) rules do not apply to her
(b) others exist in order to please her every desire, no matter how absurd
(c) one last name is simply insufficient to express the glory of her being.

Can generally be identified by her brightly-colored power suits, her chilling, Medusa-like gaze, and her willingness to verbally eviscerate anyone who dares refer to her by only one last name.

Have you met that new head of HR, Megan Smith-Jones?" "Oh sweet Lord...she's a hyphenatrix, isn't she? I'm gonna go work on my resume.

hyphenatrix by Jokanaan July 23, 2010

hyptonite 

Kryptonite for hipsters. Any previously obscure artistic entity that goes on to achieve mainstream acceptance, thereby rendering it irrelevant to hipsters, could be referred to as hyptonite.

James used to thoroughly enjoy Death Cab for Cutie, but he now claims that he never really cared for them. James must have been exposed to some serious hyptonite.

hyptonite by Chris Teja December 9, 2008

hephenie 

Some lyric tht I don't fucking understand

You call her stephenie, I call her hephenie

hephenie by Not.english.com November 24, 2016

hyphynated 

someone who is anti hyphy; They try to act hard and pretend to be hood. The possers who usually reside in suburbs of the bay area community such as burlingame milbrae and piedmont.

Man those guys in those collared shirt are so hyphynated, they are killing the bay area's rep.

hyphynated by pj kealy February 8, 2007

unnecessary hyphenating 

something i do too much of whilst msn-ing and emailing. it's a bad habit in some respects - kicks bloody arse in others.

Yay-ness (unnecessary hyphen)
msn-ing (as i did earlier totally by accident)
ill-ified (yet again)

basically the art of unnecessary hyphenating is to break down perfectly fine words or to totally invent your own. You can do this by taking the 'ing' off a word and adding a hyphen in the middle OR adding suffixs to the end of normal words. like yay for example. this can then become yay-ness (for more yay!) you can mix and match many words and suffixs - my three favorites are:

-ified
-ness
-ing

Have fun =)

unnecessary hyphenating by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds March 20, 2005