hypercringe
"I often cringe thinking back on dumb things I did in the past, but social media influencers make me hypercringe so hard my organs disappear into a wormhole."
hypercringe by goodcopfuncop October 18, 2021
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hypercrite
A: I'm so sad Bill died.
B: Yeah, Bill was da man. He was a real hypercrite. I'm gonna miss him. *sniff*
B: Yeah, Bill was da man. He was a real hypercrite. I'm gonna miss him. *sniff*
hypercrite by slightly slighted August 28, 2010
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hypercrite
My mom didn't want me to date boys, so I didn't. Then she was mad I was dating girls. If that wasn't bad enough, now she's mad that I'm thirty and unmarried. What a hypercrite.
hypercrite by Kwiila November 19, 2022
hypercrime
hypercrime by Moby Doug September 24, 2009
hypercrite
A person whose actions are so counter to his words that he's gone beyond being just a hypocrite. This behavior has been exhibited in the wild most acutely by conservative Caucasian Homo sapiens.
A longtime advocate of traditional marriage and family values, the congressman was outed as a hypercrite after texting an explicit video to his contacts list of himself having sex with someone who was neither his wife nor of the opposite gender.
hypercrite by Bart County Scrivener June 3, 2016
Hypercrite
Hypercrite by Billyith the 3rd May 5, 2018
hypercrite
A public or influencial person who publicly professes his or her philosophy or ideology but secretly lives a life contrary to that philosophy. An uber-hypocrite.
President George Bush, Senator Larry Craig, Rush Limbaugh, Reverend Ted Haggert are dyed-in-the-wool hypercrites.
hypercrite by Kaliuma September 8, 2007
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