hypercringe

When cringe reaches a critical threshold and you invert yourself through a hole in spacetime.

"I often cringe thinking back on dumb things I did in the past, but social media influencers make me hypercringe so hard my organs disappear into a wormhole."

by goodcopfuncop October 18, 2021

hypercrite

The opposite of hypocrite. An honest and true person.

A: I'm so sad Bill died.
B: Yeah, Bill was da man. He was a real hypercrite. I'm gonna miss him. *sniff*

by slightly slighted August 28, 2010

hypercrite

Someone that holds others to multiple mutually exclusive standards.

My mom didn't want me to date boys, so I didn't. Then she was mad I was dating girls. If that wasn't bad enough, now she's mad that I'm thirty and unmarried. What a hypercrite.

by Kwiila November 19, 2022

hypercrime

A really REALLY big nono.

Bush and Cheney stampeding the nation into invading Iraq was a hypercrime of humongous proportions.

by Moby Doug September 24, 2009

hypercrite

A person whose actions are so counter to his words that he's gone beyond being just a hypocrite. This behavior has been exhibited in the wild most acutely by conservative Caucasian Homo sapiens.

A longtime advocate of traditional marriage and family values, the congressman was outed as a hypercrite after texting an explicit video to his contacts list of himself having sex with someone who was neither his wife nor of the opposite gender.

by Bart County Scrivener June 3, 2016

Hypercrite

someone who is such a damn hypocrite you need a new word for it.

Ben is a fucking hypercrite. what a cunt.

by Billyith the 3rd May 5, 2018

hypercrite

A public or influencial person who publicly professes his or her philosophy or ideology but secretly lives a life contrary to that philosophy. An uber-hypocrite.

President George Bush, Senator Larry Craig, Rush Limbaugh, Reverend Ted Haggert are dyed-in-the-wool hypercrites.

by Kaliuma September 8, 2007