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hydrothermapause

The delay in the temperature of the water when you get in the shower and turn the hot water on thus causing a nippling or turtle effect ass kicking stream of cold water to emerge from your shower head.
Dude, I got in the shower and the hydrothermapause caused my dick to become an inny instead of an outie.
hydrothermapause by Richard Sickle November 4, 2009

Hypnotherapy 

When voices manifest into your celebrium and your subconscious becomes a toilet full of shit and turds end up talking to you
Damn I gotta take a shit...
Here we go again...
Awwww fe...
What the hell...
I'm hearing someone speaking to me...
"Guess who" (doo doo)
OH SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!...
"Hypnotherapy"
Hypnotherapy by Yamato88 August 27, 2022

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026