Hypnotherapy 

When voices manifest into your celebrium and your subconscious becomes a toilet full of shit and turds end up talking to you

Damn I gotta take a shit...
Here we go again...
Awwww fe...
What the hell...
I'm hearing someone speaking to me...
"Guess who" (doo doo)
OH SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!...
"Hypnotherapy"

Hypnotherapy by Yamato88 August 27, 2022

hydrotherapy

The sensational feeling of relief when you have to piss really bad and you finally are able to let it all out.

"I need to go to the men's room and practice some hydrotherapy."

hydrotherapy by tylermcmurtry January 13, 2010

hipnotherapy 

A health-improvement regimen of questionable value/effectiveness; it entails having the "sufferer" lean his hip against the "practitioner" to help support himself in a standing position.

You wanna really watch out for anyone who asks you to let him practice "hipnotherapy" with you --- most likely he is not really ailing, but just wants to lean on you in order to selfishly lessen his own "burden" of merely standing on his own two feet. This "treatment" is appropriately names in most cases... it involves using your "hip" to lean against someone else, and is in reality "no therapy" at all!

hipnotherapy by QuacksO January 24, 2019