hwosz 

gets 100% more bitches than jackson emmerson although that motherfucker truly believes he gets bitches despite his gf being a geezer

jackson: "you get no bitches"
hwosz: "tell ur boyfriend that one"

hwosz by Simon Minter LMAO January 12, 2022

hwosz 

someone who pushes grannies down stairs

p1: "bro did you just push her over?!"
p2: "yeah lmao hwosz moment"

hwosz by Dingleberry Catcher October 7, 2022

hwosz 

The strategy of staying at the back in any game in which you must finish first or faster than others. This was popularized in Fall Guys then carried over to games like Mario Kart.

Fall guys player: "Why are you staying behind?"
King and sigma: "It's the hwosz strat, i am king"

hwosz by Dingleberry Catcher November 18, 2022

hwosz 

The god of Wikipedia. The King that happened to create the Wilton wikipedia memes from scratch.

person: who is that leng god of a human
other person: it is hwosz of course

hwosz by Dingleberry Catcher December 10, 2022

hooszhwa` 

A select variant of the term Hoosier (absolute trashy, nickle rich, dime poor people.) Generally sporting mullets, jalopies, having 4 or more offspring while living in a trailer with 'Joe Dirt' like je ne sais quoi. Used when the direct knowledge of hoosier-dom is known to the said offender but yet they still try and add eloquence to their situation or style with a French flair.

Thinking that taking your girl to a fast food restaurant and saying "no, go ahead pick anything you want" off the menu makes you fell like a big spender fine diner is very, HOOSZHWA` Then when you leave and jump in the passenger seat of your '83 F150 and yell "whooo, we're drinking rich tonight!" mixing Boone's farm Strawberry Hill and Busch beer together (for homemade champange)...'nuff said.

hooszhwa` by jagerhall February 5, 2012

hwaszn 

A very opinionated but very chill kpop stan.
If she's not ranting then she's posting some bs, no in between

You're on thin ice hwaszn

@hwaszn look at this bs

hwaszn by wonniesdeadcactus November 22, 2021