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gets 100% more bitches than jackson emmerson although that motherfucker truly believes he gets bitches despite his gf being a geezer
jackson: "you get no bitches"
hwosz: "tell ur boyfriend that one"
hwosz by Simon Minter LMAO January 12, 2022
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someone who pushes grannies down stairs
p1: "bro did you just push her over?!"
p2: "yeah lmao hwosz moment"
hwosz by Dingleberry Catcher October 7, 2022
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The strategy of staying at the back in any game in which you must finish first or faster than others. This was popularized in Fall Guys then carried over to games like Mario Kart.
Fall guys player: "Why are you staying behind?"
King and sigma: "It's the hwosz strat, i am king"
hwosz by Dingleberry Catcher November 18, 2022
The god of Wikipedia. The King that happened to create the Wilton wikipedia memes from scratch.
person: who is that leng god of a human
other person: it is hwosz of course
hwosz by Dingleberry Catcher December 10, 2022

hooszhwa` 

A select variant of the term Hoosier (absolute trashy, nickle rich, dime poor people.) Generally sporting mullets, jalopies, having 4 or more offspring while living in a trailer with 'Joe Dirt' like je ne sais quoi. Used when the direct knowledge of hoosier-dom is known to the said offender but yet they still try and add eloquence to their situation or style with a French flair.
Thinking that taking your girl to a fast food restaurant and saying "no, go ahead pick anything you want" off the menu makes you fell like a big spender fine diner is very, HOOSZHWA` Then when you leave and jump in the passenger seat of your '83 F150 and yell "whooo, we're drinking rich tonight!" mixing Boone's farm Strawberry Hill and Busch beer together (for homemade champange)...'nuff said.
hooszhwa` by jagerhall February 5, 2012
A very opinionated but very chill kpop stan.
If she's not ranting then she's posting some bs, no in between
You're on thin ice hwaszn

@hwaszn look at this bs
hwaszn by wonniesdeadcactus November 22, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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