hurts don't it 

During a fight this comment comes in handy as a way to show that you expected the unexpected and responded with a kick to the side of the attackers knee. It is usually after they call you dad.

OWWWWWW. Hurts don't it?

hurts don't it by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

Don't move and it won't hurt 

a phrase usable in numerous situations. The original usage is if you are pulling someone's hair, but the joke can easily be used in a sexual sitatuation.

{upon grabbing someone's hair}

You: Don't move and it won't hurt!

Don't move and it won't hurt by AgentKabuto December 11, 2009