hunkapotamus

A really hot, handsome man

Now that's one fine hunkapotamus

hunkapotamus by Therealkarenboo September 13, 2017

Hunkapotumus 

A very attractive male.

The hunkapotumus is a rare, elusive and mythical creature. Here we are lucky to see 3 huddled together in the wake of hurricane Irma. I’m a well trained hunkapotumus handler. Send them my way and they will be well taken care of.

Hunkapotumus by Diezilla September 12, 2017

funkapotamus 

god's screename

yo, i was talkin to god last night online

funkapotamus by Andrew Qwerty April 15, 2004

huffapotamus 

Meaning some who huffs and complains a lot.

Josh was complaining so much he started to sound like a huffapotamus

huffapotamus by Brophyy March 15, 2018