The art of being the smallest
guy on the court with the biggest heart. While being a smooth
4’9 on a good day, the amount of
shot blocking achieved against people feet taller would make anyone think you’re Victor Wembanyama’s 2 year old son. While not quite being able to dunk, those who Huntergilliesmax can body anyone out of the way to the rim, shoot back to back half courts, and average a quadruple double. Nobody knows how, but people who
study Huntergilliesmaxxing perform
like they’ve been injected with Captain America’s super serum. Many NBA players have been caught Huntergilliesmaxxing, resulting in month-long
game bans due to the fact that their presence on the court was too unfair. In
fact, LeBron James of the Los Angeles Lakers Huntergilliesmaxxed over the offseason, and after playing 3 games, he was banned for the rest of the season. In the time that he played, James averaged 64 points, 45 rebounds, 55 assists, 31 blocks, and 17 steals in
22 minutes per
game.
“We kick off the 25-26 NBA season here in Madison
Square Garden! Jalen Brunson has just stolen the
ball, he crosses up
Giannis, shoots it from half court, BAANNGG!! ITS GOOD!!” *25 minutes later* “The Knicks are back on the court entering the 3rd quarter, Jalen Brunson with an incredible 73 points entering the 2nd half! Uh oh… we’ve just received news that Jalen will NOT be playing for the rest of the season as he has been found guilty of Huntergilliesmaxxing. Honestly, I’m not surprised at all, how else could he be doing this.”
