thelebronjames23's definitions

Narayan Swami

A D1-level hooper who dunks on anyone in his way.

"Narayan Swami just dunked on LeBron!!"

by thelebronjames23 January 29, 2025

Ankle Net

When you cook someone in basketball and break their ankles before a swish three pointer. (nothing but net)

“Curry just hit an ankle net on me”

by thelebronjames23 February 1, 2025

Fergus Smith

A person who never makes layups but can drain a half court one-handed shot with ease.

Fergus Smith just made a halfcourt again!

by thelebronjames23 June 5, 2025

Hunter Gillies

A short 4'8 guy who can somehow dunk on anybody and swish every three.

Hunter Gillies just dunked on Wemby!

by thelebronjames23 June 5, 2025

Dalton Knecht

Number #4 on the Lakers, he can make every three pointer so you can't leave him open at any time. Some even put him right after Curry in the best-shooters conversation. He is the next Jordan for sure.

Oh no! Dalton Knecht is open with the ball, Lakers are definitely winning this game.

by thelebronjames23 June 5, 2025

Huntergilliesmaxxing

The art of being the smallest guy on the court with the biggest heart. While being a smooth 4’9 on a good day, the amount of shot blocking achieved against people feet taller would make anyone think you’re Victor Wembanyama’s 2 year old son. While not quite being able to dunk, those who Huntergilliesmax can body anyone out of the way to the rim, shoot back to back half courts, and average a quadruple double. Nobody knows how, but people who study Huntergilliesmaxxing perform like they’ve been injected with Captain America’s super serum. Many NBA players have been caught Huntergilliesmaxxing, resulting in month-long game bans due to the fact that their presence on the court was too unfair. In fact, LeBron James of the Los Angeles Lakers Huntergilliesmaxxed over the offseason, and after playing 3 games, he was banned for the rest of the season. In the time that he played, James averaged 64 points, 45 rebounds, 55 assists, 31 blocks, and 17 steals in 22 minutes per game.

“We kick off the 25-26 NBA season here in Madison Square Garden! Jalen Brunson has just stolen the ball, he crosses up Giannis, shoots it from half court, BAANNGG!! ITS GOOD!!” *25 minutes later* “The Knicks are back on the court entering the 3rd quarter, Jalen Brunson with an incredible 73 points entering the 2nd half! Uh oh… we’ve just received news that Jalen will NOT be playing for the rest of the season as he has been found guilty of Huntergilliesmaxxing. Honestly, I’m not surprised at all, how else could he be doing this.”

by thelebronjames23 February 19, 2026