humpdick

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when a man's penis instantly starts humping at the sight of a woman's breast.

Jon got a humpdick last saturday when he walked passed Angie.

humpdick by Margret Stone January 1, 2009

Words you can keep

humidicky

It is so hot and humidified outside, you get sweat under tits called "Humidititties" so the male version is coined by a female.
Sentence Structure: (n) (adj)

"Gurl it was so hot outside when i went down he had a Humidicky, sweaty balls and it just was icky sweaty"

humidicky by D3V!N July 7, 2017

Related Words

humpdick • humidicky • Humpdink • Humpkickelery

Humpdink

A humpdink is also considered the male genitalia.

Let me see that humpdink big daddie!

Humpdink by Babylove January 27, 2018

Humpkickelery

Humpkickelery is the term used when you want to say how utterly ridiculous something is but want to keep it PG Family Friendly.

Josh "So then I went to him and beat the fuck out of them"

David "That is absolute humpkickelery"

Humpkickelery by BigBoiKefla November 8, 2018

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026