Humanoid Rabbit 

A monster by Trevor Henderson

So we, Bella, Aaron and me decided to go camping, Bella collected the sticks, I was collecting the rocks and Aaron was making the tents, I got back to the camping site basically,
We were waiting for Bella
But soon, We heard Bella scream “HELP ME!”
Aaron said “W-What’s going on?”
I said “CANT YOU SEE, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BELLA, SHE PROBABLY JUST GOT SCARED AARON”
Aaron said “What if she’s in danger?”
I said “I DONT CARE, WE SHOULD FIND HER”
We went outside of the forest were we heard Bella, But she wasn’t there
We then heard a voice of Bella saying she was ok and was just joking
Aaron said “How could it be a joke? She scared you and me so badly so it’s not Bella!”
I said “Yea…She‘s Definitely an alternate version of Bella”
Aaron said “ Your still addicted to Analog Horror?”
I said “YES”
We went to the camping site, And she was not there right?
But when we left the camping site, This monster that was the size of a human, It was a rabbit like human?, A Humanoid Rabbit!
It mimicked Bella’s voice
We ran fast as we could to the car and Aaron was able to get a picture of That Rabbit thingy

Don’t worry I just made this story, it’s not real lol.

Humanoid Rabbit by The Humanoid Rabbit February 13, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008