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hum job 

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vegitarian oral sex

i.e. no meat but two veg

this involves your "friend" placing the sack in their mouth and making a humming sound

this is extremely pleasurable
"i want to suck ur scrotum"

"why,ok thats called a hum job"
hum job by Rossgrebe March 26, 2007
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hum job 

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a blow job and its fun
sally liked to give 30 dollar hum jobs
hum job by nottellin April 1, 2005

hum-job 

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A hum-job is a blowjob, where the guy doing the sucking - hums! The vibrations on the dude's cock-head cause him to have an historic cumgasm when he blows his load.
Matt just gave me an awesome hum-job! I owe him one!
hum-job by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

humjob 

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1. A blowjob given while humming.
humjob by cakes June 11, 2003

humjob 

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Humjob 

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When someone recited the preamble to the constitution whilst giving head.
Washington- “ohh yeah Jefferson gimme that humjob”

Jefferson- “we the people-“
Humjob by Benisbarkis July 26, 2024
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