person 1: Well hello mike...my u have an unusually oddly large ass...may i grope it?

mike: surly...while ur there u may probe it as well...

person 1: awesome...man...i wish i had an ass like urs....its so sexy it makes me cream in my pants

mike:MEOW! fiesty aint cha? sexyy sexy..o-o O!

hugeass by Sal Sulimay March 2, 2004

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hugeasshorny10-inchcock

n. a german word from dutch origin. roughly translated as "Larz's Penis".

shove it in a pussy and hear squeak noises!

hugeasshorny10-inchcock by LZ November 23, 2004

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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