Definitions by Tardotheassmonkey

Michigan mud bath 

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.

Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met

Michigan mud bath by Tardotheassmonkey August 26, 2023

Medal of dishonor 

The guy who purposely puts his squad or team in danger just to earn a medal of honor because daddy never loved him, while the people around him call him a pure jackass and how he did not get court marshalled.

Person 1: God damnit! Briggs almost put us in fucking danger with that close artillery! The fuck is he doing trying to get a medal of dishonor?
Person 2: Yeah. $20 says that he's going to get court marshalled.

Medal of dishonor by Tardotheassmonkey January 28, 2019

huge ass forehead 

What do expect when says that retard?

Damn. Craig got huge ass forehead, he can project a movie on the soma bitch.

huge ass forehead by Tardotheassmonkey June 25, 2017

the ultimate finish 

The act of having sex with someone and when you finish, you slit there throat after you finish

I was role playing with my wife. My role was a convicted murderer. So when I finished. I grabbed a knife and killed her.
That's what gave me the ultimate finish.

the ultimate finish by Tardotheassmonkey June 23, 2017

Shit cunt biscuit 

For when you so pissed off you can't think of anything else to say such as fuck, shit, bitch, god damnit, etc.

Tom: when's the paper due?

Greg: 2 days from now.

Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.

Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?

Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.

Shit cunt biscuit by Tardotheassmonkey May 29, 2017