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When the upper portion of a woman's boob resembles the top of a muffin, usually caused by an ill fitting bra, or the act of being slutty. A hooter-muffin, i.e a huffin.
Dude, whenever I make your mom wear your sisters bra, she always gets huffins.
huffin by ripper0805 September 25, 2008
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someone who has snakebites,
anime hair, wears band tees,
likes bananas,strawberries,
cherries, grapes, and apples,
but especially bananas,
and says stuff like
cunt catcher and
penis lollipops
omg.
she's such a fuckin' huffin.
Huffin by Gaby. February 10, 2008
A huffin is a small, nocturnal mammal that has sexual intercourse with anything it sees when the sudden urge strikes. Huffins have been spotted humping trees, squirls, frogs, people, bee hives, and anything else that looked like an open hole.
Man, that HUFFIN fucked the shit out of that thing. I mean, its a sex machine.
i was huffin some meth with my guy friends last night then we fucked
huffin by jayde December 20, 2004

Huffin a bogey 

To smoke a cigarette.
I don't know what happened, I was out huffin a bogey.

Huffin' ass 

When a driver of a car locks all windows in the up position and turns on the heater before passing hellacious gas.
"Aw, Aw dude, come on man, we're dyin'!! Roll down the windows!!! Were huffin' ass back here!!!
Huffin' ass by Dynamic-Duo March 1, 2008

Huffin' and Puffin' 

This term is the term used in the Eminem song "My Mom". The definition for this term means you are huffin' ether (cocaine) and puffin' reefer (marijuana).
Bob: Hey Jim didn't see you last night what happened?
Jim: OOOOOOOOOH! Last night I did some coke and weed.
Bob:So you where Huffin' and Puffin'!?!
Jim: Yaaaaa.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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