huffin

When the upper portion of a woman's boob resembles the top of a muffin, usually caused by an ill fitting bra, or the act of being slutty. A hooter-muffin, i.e a huffin.

Dude, whenever I make your mom wear your sisters bra, she always gets huffins.

by ripper0805 September 25, 2008

Huffin

someone who has snakebites,
anime hair, wears band tees,
likes bananas,strawberries,
cherries, grapes, and apples,
but especially bananas,
and says stuff like
cunt catcher and
penis lollipops

omg.
she's such a fuckin' huffin.

by Gaby. February 10, 2008

huffin

A huffin is a small, nocturnal mammal that has sexual intercourse with anything it sees when the sudden urge strikes. Huffins have been spotted humping trees, squirls, frogs, people, bee hives, and anything else that looked like an open hole.

Man, that HUFFIN fucked the shit out of that thing. I mean, its a sex machine.

by Professor Robert Dicklycker April 18, 2004

huffin

to inhale meth with ur dick

i was huffin some meth with my guy friends last night then we fucked

by jayde December 20, 2004

Huffin a bogey

To smoke a cigarette.

I don't know what happened, I was out huffin a bogey.

by Jimbo Mofo Jones March 17, 2009

Huffin' ass

When a driver of a car locks all windows in the up position and turns on the heater before passing hellacious gas.

"Aw, Aw dude, come on man, we're dyin'!! Roll down the windows!!! Were huffin' ass back here!!!

by Dynamic-Duo March 1, 2008

Huffin' and Puffin'

This term is the term used in the Eminem song "My Mom". The definition for this term means you are huffin' ether (cocaine) and puffin' reefer (marijuana).

Bob: Hey Jim didn't see you last night what happened?
Jim: OOOOOOOOOH! Last night I did some coke and weed.
Bob:So you where Huffin' and Puffin'!?!
Jim: Yaaaaa.

by Japan Bubbles May 26, 2009