Another name for intoxicated. Extremely wasted.
Alex, you had 3 shots of Jager, 8 bud lights, and topped it off with 3 pull down your pink panties. You were hozzled.
by yellercap May 13, 2005
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A fat overwight lebanese man , who eats large amounts of food far too fast, typically such a creature will have massive amounts of hair growing from places that which the normal man has never heard tell.
"That guy's eating his food so fast there's no possible way he's enjoying it! "
" He must be a Hozzle!"
by Brissy23 March 12, 2010
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Dude Mike, did you see Brett and Sam just hozzle that pizza like it was nothing?
by beely March 30, 2015
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To aggressively consume food, especially when there is a lot of it.
Man, I'm starving after that camping trip, I could hozzle a pound of bacon right now.
by Hozzler January 22, 2015
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