hozzled

Another name for intoxicated. Extremely wasted.

Alex, you had 3 shots of Jager, 8 bud lights, and topped it off with 3 pull down your pink panties. You were hozzled.

by yellercap May 14, 2005

Hozzlebozzle

refers to the grand master of science.
One who achieves the title of 'Hozzlebozzle' can unlock the powers of science and bend them to his/her will.

I am hozzlebozzle and i will use my physics on you!!

by Adam Carrol January 6, 2008

Hozzle

A fat overwight lebanese man , who eats large amounts of food far too fast, typically such a creature will have massive amounts of hair growing from places that which the normal man has never heard tell.

"That guy's eating his food so fast there's no possible way he's enjoying it! "
" He must be a Hozzle!"

by Brissy23 March 11, 2010

hozzle

cock, penis, dick,tallywacker, etc.

Suck my Hozzle.I like my hozzle sucked.

by Mark Moore September 22, 2004

hozzletonk

when a gay man forces you to bump your nose against his penis or his nose in new zealand it means that he is maori and he means to kill you with anal. also it means that you are stupid enough to walk into a gay brothel on "k" road (new zealands whoreville).

i was walkin' down 'K' when a man forced me into a crevice for some hozzletonk with his bitch assed sons, all seventeen of them, musta been asian.

by MUTHA FUKA GOT HOZZLETONKED April 17, 2005

Hozzler

An individual with a hustler-like mentality, who manages to pull off his scams in a smooth, almost dapper manner.

(Can also be a noun "Hozzle" or verb "To Hozzle")

He was a hozzler when he hit on me

I hozzled him!

You won't believe the hozzle I just pulled off

Barney Stintson of the CBS hit comedy "How I Met Your Mother"

by MMW January 10, 2009

Hozzle

To consume quickly

Dude Mike, did you see Brett and Sam just hozzle that pizza like it was nothing?

by beely March 31, 2015