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Hozzlebozzle
refers to the grand master of science.
One who achieves the title of 'Hozzlebozzle' can unlock the powers of science and bend them to his/her will.
One who achieves the title of 'Hozzlebozzle' can unlock the powers of science and bend them to his/her will.
Hozzlebozzle by Adam Carrol January 6, 2008
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Hozzle
A fat overwight lebanese man , who eats large amounts of food far too fast, typically such a creature will have massive amounts of hair growing from places that which the normal man has never heard tell.
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hozzle by Mark Moore September 22, 2004
hozzletonk
when a gay man forces you to bump your nose against his penis or his nose in new zealand it means that he is maori and he means to kill you with anal. also it means that you are stupid enough to walk into a gay brothel on "k" road (new zealands whoreville).
i was walkin' down 'K' when a man forced me into a crevice for some hozzletonk with his bitch assed sons, all seventeen of them, musta been asian.
hozzletonk by MUTHA FUKA GOT HOZZLETONKED April 17, 2005
Hozzler
An individual with a hustler-like mentality, who manages to pull off his scams in a smooth, almost dapper manner.
(Can also be a noun "Hozzle" or verb "To Hozzle")
(Can also be a noun "Hozzle" or verb "To Hozzle")
He was a hozzler when he hit on me
I hozzled him!
You won't believe the hozzle I just pulled off
Barney Stintson of the CBS hit comedy "How I Met Your Mother"
I hozzled him!
You won't believe the hozzle I just pulled off
Barney Stintson of the CBS hit comedy "How I Met Your Mother"
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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