When a shit almost kills you, this is a Howson.
There is going to toilet then there is going to Howson!
A Howson is so bad it has been known to evacuate buildings.
Legend says that Witches and Wizards use to curse people with the Howson's. Those cursed would be sent away to protect the village. To many a curse of the Howson's was a fate worse than death.
H O W S O N
There is going to toilet then there is going to Howson!
A Howson is so bad it has been known to evacuate buildings.
Legend says that Witches and Wizards use to curse people with the Howson's. Those cursed would be sent away to protect the village. To many a curse of the Howson's was a fate worse than death.
H O W S O N
"We have had to evacuate the building"
"Howcome?"
"Somebody unleashed a Howson"
"GOOD GOD!!!"
H O W S O N - Howson - Howson - Howson (Curse)
"Howcome?"
"Somebody unleashed a Howson"
"GOOD GOD!!!"
H O W S O N - Howson - Howson - Howson (Curse)
by Howson123 June 23, 2017
Fear incarnate, a cobination of judge dredd, darth vader, the Terminator, Agent Smith, Grammaton Cleric, Cheif Bobby, bounty hunter and witch hunter.
by Dicky Rogersall November 10, 2003
by Fergus1991 December 2, 2008
by Harvey Worden September 13, 2020
Absolute Pussy Magnet, Real Geezer, Loves a cold Stella on a weekday, your classic wife beater, hit him up if you need to get rid of your wife.
He Also has a top haircut, with a few bald patches here and there
He Also has a top haircut, with a few bald patches here and there
by BigDon5000 December 1, 2021
1. Being clueless or lost
2. 56% grammatical score with spellcheck
3. Doing a Thomas as in self hair cut routines
4. Drinking excessively after a long day
5. The Thomas look being a Polo shirt and blazer combo
6. Receiving multiple anonymous calls
7. To own a Motorola
8. To leave a relationship after partner's loss of Grandmother
2. 56% grammatical score with spellcheck
3. Doing a Thomas as in self hair cut routines
4. Drinking excessively after a long day
5. The Thomas look being a Polo shirt and blazer combo
6. Receiving multiple anonymous calls
7. To own a Motorola
8. To leave a relationship after partner's loss of Grandmother
When brought into a war of wits - My name is Thomas I’m the best *you know*
…T-H-O-M-A-S
‘Thomas Howson is Thinking’
…T-H-O-M-A-S
‘Thomas Howson is Thinking’
by biggychees December 5, 2021
he has some little helpers lee howson's little helpers and keeps clowns in his clown sex dungeon lee's clown sex dungeon
by farty birthday March 23, 2004