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house smell 

|hous smel|
adjective:
house smell is the smell that of a guy or girl without perfume or cologne. It is usually the smell of the laundry detergent on their clothes. Many people enjoy house smell on a person, especially when you're being hugged by them. It makes you feel safe and comfortable. Sometimes you can just imagine house smell.
exp. "damn, Ian was hugging me yesterday and I just couldn't get enough of his house smell."

exp. "Those girls over there didn't seem to like my house smell all too much"
house smell by MADCOC June 7, 2010
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house smell 

the distinct scent of a family and their home. House smell usually consists of a combination of the laundry detergent, candles, perfumes, animals, and food the family has in their home. Each house has a different house smell.
"Have you been to Jamie's house? It has an amazing house smell."

Sell the House 

What you say when things go so wrong that there's no chance that they could get better or when you mess something up to the point that you cant fix it. Saying this is usually accompanied by throwing your hands in the air and turning away. This is usually an over-reaction.
"Hey, I just spilled sour milk all over the carpet... Screw it, sell the house!"

"I think I left my kid at the grocery store... Sell the house!"

Sea Horse Sea Shell Party

Just ask Dan Deacon himself, this phrase is absolute genius. A phrase like this only comes from being intoxicated, when using "Sea Horse Sea Shell Party" you must be sitting alone in a dark closet imagining anything that is NOT possible. This phrase comes to mind when thinking about how beautiful sea horses are and how influential they are in our every day life. To attend to this "party" one must be on a high trip of acid, without this effect you will not be able to get into this "party". Please use this phrase frequently in random sentences for it will brighten your over all life.
What is this sea horse sea shell party? why didn't I get invited?