house pimp

A man who does not work. He portrays himself as head of the household although his girfriend or wife are dominant. They may support him through legitmate work or prostitution.

That house pimp jonny act like he got it made. He always got be home to watch the babys.

house pimp by Beelvisbubba November 22, 2010

hot house pimp 

A big ol dominant man, who dominates a house filled hot and sweaty hoes. #musty

The hot house pimp controls his league of sweaty magical hoes.

hot house pimp by Oneeyedpony September 18, 2015

Horse Pimp 

A person who secretly places animal porn on a co-worker's work computer.

Kent is a total Horse Pimp, I mean just the other day he put animal porn on Mark's work computer screen saver.

Horse Pimp by Hot Franklin October 27, 2021

housepiphany 

–noun, plural -nies.
A spontaneous diagnosis made by House M.D., triggered by what appears to be random thoughts or actions.

In season 5, episode 18 "Here Kitty", After ruling out multiple illnesses and managing to keep Cuddy from ejecting the patient on suspicion that she's a Münchausen's, House has a housepiphany when he observes Debbie sitting on his warm computer, and determines that the cat was attracted to warmth, explaining the "death visits", as all the victims were exuding heat in some manner (the heat came from the warming blankets placed on the patients).

housepiphany by Yammo October 13, 2009