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House hunting with Jesus

A near death experience where you are so close to death that you are picking out your final eternal home with your metaphorical savior.
It took the paramedics forever to get Jake back. Guy was house hunting with Jesus for a 20 solid minutes.

The Haunting of Hill House 

Probably the best show that has been to Netflix. Yes, I know Stranger Things and Anne with an E are great, but this show is way beyond their levels. Horror movies and shows have been trash for a very long time now, and The Haunting of Hill House just brought the good ones back.
The Haunting of Hill House was the best horrifying, depressing, and psychologically crazy show I've ever watched.

The Haunting Of Hill House 

An incredible show, perhaps one of the best, with a terrifying story, awesome acting, mind-blowing cinematography and full of emotions.
Guy 1: "Whoa, that scare was insane. Also, did you notice that ghost in the background?"

Guy 2: "There's been a hella lot of hidden ghosts in basically every episode of The Haunting Of Hill House."

(There really is a lot of hidden ghosts).

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004