house hunting

The act of shooting yard pests who are killing trees, damaging property, or inhabiting parts of your home and/or eaves, e.g., squirrels, red bellied woodpeckers, or mice.

That fucking woodpecker was drilling my fence so I had to do some house hunting. Those high fps pellet guns really get it done.

house hunting by aseelu November 22, 2010

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House hunting with Jesus

A near death experience where you are so close to death that you are picking out your final eternal home with your metaphorical savior.

It took the paramedics forever to get Jake back. Guy was house hunting with Jesus for a 20 solid minutes.

House hunting with Jesus by Kungfu Panda Express December 10, 2020

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The Haunting of Hill House

Probably the best show that has been to Netflix. Yes, I know Stranger Things and Anne with an E are great, but this show is way beyond their levels. Horror movies and shows have been trash for a very long time now, and The Haunting of Hill House just brought the good ones back.

The Haunting of Hill House was the best horrifying, depressing, and psychologically crazy show I've ever watched.

The Haunting of Hill House by cassieharrington November 6, 2018

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The Haunting Of Hill House

An incredible show, perhaps one of the best, with a terrifying story, awesome acting, mind-blowing cinematography and full of emotions.

Guy 1: "Whoa, that scare was insane. Also, did you notice that ghost in the background?"

Guy 2: "There's been a hella lot of hidden ghosts in basically every episode of The Haunting Of Hill House."

(There really is a lot of hidden ghosts).

The Haunting Of Hill House by my name's not important May 7, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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