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house crazy 

attire not fitting for others to see;

the disheveled or careless way way one looks, dresses, or smells, when home alone, fiddling around the house, with no witnesses;

the stereotypical way the homeless or insane asylum inmates are portrayed; completely incognizant of one's appearance, or how one appears to others;

the way one looks when he knows NO ONE (not even family, spouses, best friends, or lovers), other than a pet, will see what he looks like.
I didn't come to the door because I was looking kind of house crazy.

I avoid that neighbor, because he's a little house crazy!

Sweetie, it's hard for me to come home after a long day, to find you home, in rollers and old sweats, looking house crazy.
house crazy by jobabes February 10, 2010
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it gets crazy in the house 

when shit hits the fan and you can do nothing but acknowledge, accept, and move forward
Francois: *shouting* "OH NO! My weird nephew just streaked my wedding! He’s 37!"
Janet: "You know what they say, *whispering yoda voice looking dead into your soul* it gets crazy in the house."

horse crazy 

A chick (or dude) who likes to fornicate with horses.
"Man Janette sure is horse crazy!"
"Dan is really into women who are horse crazy"
horse crazy by TheGreatBambino22 November 14, 2017

crazy horse 

1. Respected war leader of the Oglala Lakota Sioux
2. A brand of Malt Liquor brewed by the G. Heileman Brewing company from 1992 till they got sued over the name in the late 1990's. It was the tastiest of the Malt Liquors I had had as a poor college student.
Of all the Malt Liquors I have had, ie.. Mickeys, Old E, St Ides, Schlitz and Crazy Horse; Crazy Horse is by far the best tasting.
crazy horse by 1SlickRick1 July 20, 2007

Crudely Drawn Crayon House 

A more apt term for an Eiffel Tower, as it looks more like a house drawn by a kindergartener.
Sam: Shit, man, why do they always gotta high five when they're spit roasting the chick?
Me: It's called an Eiffel tower.
Sam: Looks more like a Crudely Drawn Crayon House to me.

crazy horse 

Neil Young's backing band in the 70's and 80's
When my Rust Never Sleeps CD broke I shit a brick cause Crazy Horse was on it
crazy horse by Matty J December 5, 2004

Crazy Horse 

An Oglala holy man. His memory has been tarnished by malt liquor, prostitutes, sex clubs, and a lot of other vices which would be along the lines of "Pope John Paul II Abortion Clinic".
"Anything a white man says about Crazy Horse is a lie."
Crazy Horse by Xyzzy May 29, 2004
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