house bear

Peter Cub is the example of a house bear. A house bear is the male version of the female, the house bunny. The house bear loves to eat honey and is a mean version of poo bear. The house bear loves to have roast bee hives after 11pm when the house bunny is sleeping, because he doesn't want to quit sleeping with the house bunny.

Peter Cub is a house bear. Commonly known as P.C. He dressed in plaid and does the robot. He is the guy who comes out when its only the boys. And some nights after the roast beehives hit you really hard. You share a bag of beehives and chillax.

by George "Spiced" Navyrumm December 27, 2009

bear house

The fan club of Smokey Bear's Secret Clubhouse

bear house is where good music is at

by The manager 382 February 3, 2014

Bear In The Big Blue House

A long period of defecation with an infinite supply of constipated fecal matter causes the anus to split open. Usually a fatal event.

Also the dankest TV show to air.

"We remember Daniel, who tragically died of a Bear In The Big Blue House attack."

by Ranky64 March 21, 2017

housebear

A nefarious, demanding little creature (preferably fuzzy but may not be so) that trudges around the house and knocks over all of your shit. Cats, dogs, maybe small children.

I'm being terrorized by a housebear!

by seriouslywtf October 9, 2007

Housebarrassment

Housebarrassment: (haus-bares-ment) noun
- to feel unease or embarrassment at the thought of others seeing your home.

'I don't want my colleagues to see my background when on Zoom meetings! I need to cure my Housebarrassment and refresh my kitchen!'

by anonymous January 6, 2021

Housebeater

Someone who would rather stay inside and masterbate his 3 inch all day, rather than go outside and living. He is the fatest elvis fan ever to live.

Cody: "hey kris, do you want to go get laid"
Kris: "no man, i'm gonna stay inside and take a 30 minute shower with my best girl jackie"
Cody: "your such a housebeater"

by Cody Edwards August 17, 2008

Housebarrassment

Housebarrassment: haus-bares-ment noun
to feel unease or embarrassment at the thought of others seeing your home.

'I don't want my colleagues to see my background when on Zoom meetings! I need to cure my Housebarrassment and refresh my kitchen!'

by anonymous January 5, 2021