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house bear 

Peter Cub is the example of a house bear. A house bear is the male version of the female, the house bunny. The house bear loves to eat honey and is a mean version of poo bear. The house bear loves to have roast bee hives after 11pm when the house bunny is sleeping, because he doesn't want to quit sleeping with the house bunny.
Peter Cub is a house bear. Commonly known as P.C. He dressed in plaid and does the robot. He is the guy who comes out when its only the boys. And some nights after the roast beehives hit you really hard. You share a bag of beehives and chillax.
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bear house 

The fan club of Smokey Bear's Secret Clubhouse
bear house is where good music is at
bear house by The manager 382 February 3, 2014

Bear In The Big Blue House

A long period of defecation with an infinite supply of constipated fecal matter causes the anus to split open. Usually a fatal event.

Also the dankest TV show to air.
"We remember Daniel, who tragically died of a Bear In The Big Blue House attack."

housebear 

A nefarious, demanding little creature (preferably fuzzy but may not be so) that trudges around the house and knocks over all of your shit. Cats, dogs, maybe small children.
I'm being terrorized by a housebear!
housebear by seriouslywtf October 9, 2007

Housebarrassment

Housebarrassment: (haus-bares-ment) noun
- to feel unease or embarrassment at the thought of others seeing your home.
'I don't want my colleagues to see my background when on Zoom meetings! I need to cure my Housebarrassment and refresh my kitchen!'
Housebarrassment by anonymous January 6, 2021

Housebeater 

Someone who would rather stay inside and masterbate his 3 inch all day, rather than go outside and living. He is the fatest elvis fan ever to live.
Cody: "hey kris, do you want to go get laid"
Kris: "no man, i'm gonna stay inside and take a 30 minute shower with my best girl jackie"
Cody: "your such a housebeater"
Housebeater by Cody Edwards August 17, 2008

Housebarrassment

Housebarrassment: haus-bares-ment noun
to feel unease or embarrassment at the thought of others seeing your home.
'I don't want my colleagues to see my background when on Zoom meetings! I need to cure my Housebarrassment and refresh my kitchen!'
Housebarrassment by anonymous January 5, 2021
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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