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1. One who invokes houdisms.
2. A follower of houdiism (also houdiist).

Related words: houdism, houdiism, houdist
As a houdist, I have a personal obligation to say the word "society" 30% of the time.
houdist by Emily Houdi April 10, 2003
A typical statement by Emily Houdi, often incorporating the word "society" and illogical, irrelevant banter.

See houdiism.
"I feel that society has pressured certain members of our society to be socialized in a way which results in society being antisocial."
houdism by Emily Houdi April 10, 2003

houdeshell 

the ball of hair in the front of a balding man's head. is the only remaining hair on the top of the man's head. resembles a rabbit's tail.
Do us all a favor and shave that houdeshell off buddy.
houdeshell by kuntz December 19, 2007

hodyssey 

A voyage consisting of a group of 3 or more hos in a car that spans longer than 12 hour. This trip must consist of many different ho like activity including but not limited to unprotected sex with multiple partners, childbirth out of wedlock, and general hoing out.
Me, Tits McGee, and Bessy went on a hodyssey to vegas where each of us swallowed semen from no less than 10 different guys.
hodyssey by Vintage Cow October 4, 2010
A stray hair found in food or drink.
"Ew David, there's a houdy in my piece of cake".
Houdy by Houdy McFoody August 28, 2018

Houdeshell 

only the coolest people and the biggest bad-asses have this last name
Hey, who's that bad-ass over there?
Oh, he's a Houdeshell for sure.
Houdeshell by Houdy 66 March 17, 2009
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