Houdy 

A stray hair found in food or drink.

"Ew David, there's a houdy in my piece of cake".

Houdy by Houdy McFoody August 28, 2018

Howdy Booty Time 

Howdy Booty Time — A silly answer to give your wife if she ever asks you what time it is. This rejoinder is based on the show opening for the vintage children’s television program “The Howdy Dooty Show” which ran from 1947 to 1960.

The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.

This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.

The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.

This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.

Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.

The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.

NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.

NEVER!!!!!!!!

WIFE: Hey honey, what time is it?

HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!

Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!

Howdy Booty Time by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 20, 2023

Houdini Torpedo 

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.

Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I

Houdini Torpedo by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016

nour el houda 

"Nour" means "light" in Arabic

And "El Houda" means "the right path"
So it pretty much means "the light of the right path"or the light that shows and illuminates the right path"

It is an arabic and Islamic name given to females, maybe even males

"she looks illuminated today"
"Of course, it's Nour El Houda"

nour el houda by kuroosconfusedcumslut December 22, 2019

Hood Howdy 

Your first sexual assault experience on Fort Hood.

Aww man now we're going to have more SHARP classes. I can't believe PVT Johnson got his first Hood Howdy this weekend!

Hood Howdy by Muncha mucuchi February 3, 2021

Houda 

Houda is a good-looking Moroccan girl. Everyone knows her! She has great humor and she is always laughing. If you have a friend called Houda, don’t lose her! Because you will never find another girl with the same personality as Houda. Houda is funny, pretty and a bit weird, but weird in a good way. She is also very smart if we talk about school stuff. Houda Is always right about things. Houda has long brown hair. Houda and her phone are besties! She loves taking photos of herself and her friends. She loves talking with people. She can stand up for herself.

“ omg do u know Houda?” “ yes ofcourse I know her! Everyone knows her”

“ Houda is amazing!”

“ Houda stop chatting”

“ you better can’t have quarrel with Houda, she’s gonna roast you!”

Houda by Amineee October 27, 2019

Houdini poop 

When you take a large poop but when you look at the toilet it is not there.

Guy: "shit man I took a dump but when I looked it was gone!"
Guy 2: "looks like you had a houdini poop."

Houdini poop by Faceplant307 December 21, 2015