hotter than balls 

When the weather is so damn hot, wet and humid, it's hotter than a man's balls. You're sweating so much that your pants stick to your ass and you just feel like shit.

My pants were tight, it was humid--I was hotter than balls.

hotter than balls by DPG60 June 15, 2007

Hotter than Balls 

A cesspool of humanity - it is hot, humid, stagnant, sandy-soiled, fire-ant-filled, and swamp-like, with overpriced real estate - Florida is generally hotter than balls. The Spanish can have it back. What a shitty place to live! Ooooh that smell, can't you smell that smell? - (Lynyrd Skynyrd) Aaaahhh it's just Jacksonville. Our mayor is a little boy who only drinks water

Jacksonville, FL is hotter than balls

Hotter than Balls by Grand Inquisitor April 19, 2005

Hotter than balls on rye 

A term used to express overwhelming heat

My god it's hotter than balls on rye today!

Hotter than balls on rye by Stauder April 19, 2009

Hotter than Satan's ballsack 

This is most hot. This condition occurs only when humidity is almost non existent and temperatures reach that of 120 to 130 degrees Fahrenheit. Wearing body armor and gas masks seem unbearable. Small, dark colored pets die seemingly without warning. A great time to make beef jerky out doors.

Hotter than Satan's Ballsack

Yo dog, it be hotter than Satan's ballsack up in this bitch!

Hotter than Satan's ballsack by s2vet June 23, 2010

Hotter than Satan's Ball SACK

The Terms 'Hotter than Satan's Balls' is used when it is unbarably hot outside . Satans balls is approx. 1200 thousands degrres and burns your mouth if you lick it

Stipe: Its hotter than Satan's Ball sack outside

Hotter than Satan's Ball SACK by SOULJHA BEAST October 19, 2012

Hotter than a sweaty Ballsack in Dubai 

1. When it's just THAT hot out

2. When trying to convey to someone just how hot it is, as vividly as possible

Note: Ballsack can be replaced with Camel Toe to be gender friendly

"You going to the dessert this weekend"
"Nah, Man...I checked the weather report and it's gonna be hotter than a sweaty ballsack in Dubai"
"Damn, Bro...THAT hot"
"Yeah, Man...THAT hot"

Hotter than a sweaty Ballsack in Dubai by JWin80 October 26, 2015

Hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack 

When the weather is excessivly hot and humid.

The heat index today is 105, it's hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack.

They didn't turn the A/C on at the gym today. It was hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack!

Hotter than an Aborigine's ball sack by Jeni1969 December 7, 2011