Hotkeys
Hotkeys by HotkeyLovinNigga July 5, 2009
off your hotkeys
(Adjectival phrase, pejorative) nonsensical
origin- In Touch Typing characters A,S,D,F are covered by the fingers of the left hand and the characters J,K,L,; are covered by the fingers of the right hand. If one or both hands are out of position the typical result is a cascade of typographical errors.
The term is meant to be condescending, perhaps even insulting. Usage is uncommon outside of nerd, geek and clerical circles.
The pronoun "your" may be replaced with other appropriate possessive pronouns, i.e. his, her, their, my.
origin- In Touch Typing characters A,S,D,F are covered by the fingers of the left hand and the characters J,K,L,; are covered by the fingers of the right hand. If one or both hands are out of position the typical result is a cascade of typographical errors.
The term is meant to be condescending, perhaps even insulting. Usage is uncommon outside of nerd, geek and clerical circles.
The pronoun "your" may be replaced with other appropriate possessive pronouns, i.e. his, her, their, my.
literal- "The quick brown fox" may transpose to "Yjr wiovl ntpm gpc"
figurative usage- You think lowering taxes will decrease the national debt? You're off your hotkeys.
figurative usage- You think lowering taxes will decrease the national debt? You're off your hotkeys.
off your hotkeys by Akaei February 11, 2010
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Hotkey Faggot
An insult to someone who is aware of almost every hotkey for their computer. They often rub their extensive Hotkey abilities in others faces. Hotkey Faggots think of people who dont use hotkeys as primitive and savage, and seldom use their mouse. This insult is often used in jealousy of a Hotkey faggot's ability to do something in half the time using only their keyboard.
Pat: Damnit, highlighting all these pages is making my debate homework take forever.
Max: Why dont you use control ctr A? Thats what I did.
Pat: Because im not a hotkey faggot thats why. Now lets go hit up Dennies before all the wafflegoths get there.
Max: Why dont you use control ctr A? Thats what I did.
Pat: Because im not a hotkey faggot thats why. Now lets go hit up Dennies before all the wafflegoths get there.
Hotkey Faggot by Pat Took January 5, 2008
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