Hotkeys 

Things niggas love.

Niggas love hotkeys.

I got some hotkeys for you nigga.

Hotkeys by HotkeyLovinNigga July 5, 2009

off your hotkeys 

(Adjectival phrase, pejorative) nonsensical

origin- In Touch Typing characters A,S,D,F are covered by the fingers of the left hand and the characters J,K,L,; are covered by the fingers of the right hand. If one or both hands are out of position the typical result is a cascade of typographical errors.

The term is meant to be condescending, perhaps even insulting. Usage is uncommon outside of nerd, geek and clerical circles.

The pronoun "your" may be replaced with other appropriate possessive pronouns, i.e. his, her, their, my.

literal- "The quick brown fox" may transpose to "Yjr wiovl ntpm gpc"

figurative usage- You think lowering taxes will decrease the national debt? You're off your hotkeys.

off your hotkeys by Akaei February 11, 2010

Hotkey 

A key press combination on a computer that sends a command. Usually this is to provide a short-cut to a menu option. Often used in games like Warcraft 3.

Example 1:The Techies spammed the I hotkey to buy all his Void stones quickly.

Example 2: A commonly used hotkey is ctrl+S for File Save.

Hotkey by Patty T January 7, 2008

Hockeysome 

An extra hockey chromosome found in the DNA of Canadians and die-hard hockey players/fans.

Q: How'd you pull off that epic dangle?
A: It's all thanks to my hockeysome.

Hockeysome by ShutYour5Hole January 21, 2010

Hotkey Faggot 

An insult to someone who is aware of almost every hotkey for their computer. They often rub their extensive Hotkey abilities in others faces. Hotkey Faggots think of people who dont use hotkeys as primitive and savage, and seldom use their mouse. This insult is often used in jealousy of a Hotkey faggot's ability to do something in half the time using only their keyboard.

Pat: Damnit, highlighting all these pages is making my debate homework take forever.
Max: Why dont you use control ctr A? Thats what I did.
Pat: Because im not a hotkey faggot thats why. Now lets go hit up Dennies before all the wafflegoths get there.

Hotkey Faggot by Pat Took January 5, 2008

h. e. double hockeysticks 

It means “Hell” as a hockey stick's shape is akin to the letter “L” so, add two “L” after H and E and it spells Hell.

You are going to h. e. double hockeysticks you sinner!

h. e. double hockeysticks by Yvan Blais August 18, 2006

Honkeystomp

The act of a caucasian beating by any other race, gender, or creed. The word is a combination of honkey (a slur for caucasian) and donkeystomp (the act of beating someone senseless).

"I'm going to honkeystomp that posing wigger."

Honkeystomp by distant September 20, 2004