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hotbacon 

Hotbacon = is a toddlers way of saying heart ❤ breaking 💔
Hey G.....don't you see? U got my Mama's hotbacon?

As the mama cries and the G is yelling being an abusive dickhead...
This is what the toodler understands at the ripe age of 2 1/2 yrs old.

Relationships aren't that complicated...even a toodler knows when a man makes a women cry, and what that means. Hotbacon. =Heartbreaking.
hotbacon by BjBliss July 11, 2021
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Hot bacon crab dip 

When a male and female are naked and fighting like crabs the male will begin to pour hot bacon oil onto the female therefore lubing her up. The male will then lightly cover his penis with sand and bury it in the females vagina whilst putting his hands up in a crab claw like fashion. The remaining cooked bacon can then be used as a tasty snack.
Susan asked me to do a Hot bacon crab dip with her last night, I couldn't resist. The bacon was a nice reward also.

Gerold and I did a Hot bacon crab dip last night, my pussy's still burning
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hot bacon 

User as an exclamation when you realises something obvious, or you get a great idea. Use much like the term 'Eureka'.
hot bacon by WilfWJ May 11, 2006