hot yoghurt

A highly spiced blend of boiling-hot yoghurt and herbs, principally used by David Mitchell for the purpose of basting his enemies.

R: "Any more lip out of you, sonny, and I'll call David Mitchell – then it'll be the hot yoghurt treatment for you."

by mynaisir March 21, 2005

hot yoghurt thrower

A gay bloke.

I didn't realise, but that Ned Sherrin is a hot yoghurt thrower!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

Hot fish yoghurt

The special paste requied for a pearl necklace. Salty tonsil cream. Man seed. A good accompaniment for a tuna taco.

I spilled my hot fish yoghurt all over her face.

by TERRY FUCKWITT August 14, 2003

Piping Hot Yogurt

Cum, Goo, Jism, Jiz, Sperm, Spluge (Splooge), Spunk

Scarlett Johansson made piping hot yogurt explode from our cocks!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2007

hot yogurt

A slang word for Semen.

"I want to sling my hot yogurt all over Sally's face

by Jesse1234 April 12, 2009

hot yogurt

hot yogurt has two distinct meanings in which a person or situation can be described. the slang hot yogurt comes from the premise that cold yogurt is tasty and we really want it, but when hot it develops bacteria and this is bad for us to eat even though yogurt is so good.

hot yogurt thus describes a) people who either think they are hot, and act like they are hot, when really they are disgusting, or b) it describes a person or situation that we really want, but in the end is bad news.

a) "man! that woman with the kid thinks she is so hot. look at her wearing those booty shorts, and a belly top! she weighs atleast 200 pounds! she is hot yogurt!"

b) "I really wanted to do another line of coke, but i can't deal with that kind of hot yogurt!"

by kyle green October 30, 2007

hot yogurt

Infant (0-6months) poop, mustard colored, with a slight dairy smell.

Junior needs a new diaper, he just made a hot yogurt.

by Terry Magic August 23, 2025