A man lays on his back with an erect penis facing his belly button, the women straddles the man, sliding forwards and backwards with his penis between her wet labia lips.
sticking your cock out of your pants then going up to a bee or wasp nest and shoving your cock in and out of the nest several times till you have multiple sting marks on your dick and balls then take a shit and go to the nearest grassy area and try and slide through your shit a couple times then go to the nearest pool, water park, lake, or any body of water and throw your poop at people yelling Marco polo.
George: hey Barbara I did the hot potato wasp slide in the El Alamein Memorial Fountain in Sydney.
Barbara: yeah I did too.
George: but you don't have a dick?
Barbara: I do its just hidden.
George: oh shit what a day!