hot pocket punch

When a full-fledge bro is a little bitch when he keeps fucking his bros over by taking all the beer money for some god damned weed. Wouldn't be that big of a deal except the little fucker smokes it all and doesn't say shit till the bros are ready to party. If he isn't going to treat his bros with respect, then they knock his ass down to bitch level and treat him like one. This way he will remember all their hot pocket cocks tearing up his ass next time he's on beer duty.

"Where were you yesterday Dick?"
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."

hot pocket punch by hegwog November 1, 2022

Falcon Punch Hot Pocket

the act of turning out the lights and shiting in the woman's pussy during intercourse, and then having her stand up, and turn on the lights. the man then screams "FALCON PUNCH" and hits the woman in the face as hard as he can as she turns around from the light switch.

"i falcon punch hot pocketed this one girl"
"the fuck is wrong with you?"

Falcon Punch Hot Pocket by Someguywholivesandlaughs October 21, 2011