Hot muffin 

When one cups his own fart into his hand, and then proceeds to place said cupped fart over his friends nose, creating a smell you can taste

Pedro finished his hard boiled eggs, farted into his hand and gave Krystal a nice hot muffin.

Hot muffin by gnosdingos March 28, 2009

Hot Studly Porn Muffin 

This guy is super hot with a huge dong. He is amazing with women and has gorgeous eyes. I decided to make a word for him on UD because he is so super cool. I rode him and he pounded my ass last night. I came 3 times.

Every girl would be lucky to have a hot studly porn muffin.

Hot Studly Porn Muffin guys get to pound really hot chicks.

Hot Studly Porn Muffin by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

hot muffins 

Sort of like "Cool beans" but since nobody likes their beans cool, EVERYONE likes their muffins hot.

"I got new shoes"
"I saw that, they're hot muffins"

hot muffins by Molly_Dolly March 25, 2010

hoemuffin 

It's a hoe that looks like a muffin.

This would be considered a dis.

Lauren is a hoemuffin!!

FO SHO!!!!

hoemuffin by Kimmy poo April 16, 2009

Hoemuffin 

Someone who is sweet, yet slutty.
A very nice person, with a great personality, but is still a little hoe.
When a woman is nice, but sleeps with three different guys in one night.

"She's really nice, but she slept with those other guys after her date with her boyfriend, what a hoemuffin."

Hoemuffin by thisnigga3169 September 3, 2013

hotmuffinmoms 

A hot sexy person who is super cool now go back to the littler box kitten no time for punishment games yet 😈😈 😧😂😂😱🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

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hotmuffinmoms by anonymous March 16, 2021