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hot londa

The act of placing an Alka-Seltzer tablet in a woman's vagina after getting her wet as a way of improving sexual pleasure.
I gave your mom a hot londa last night.
by Dastardly Dave May 18, 2025
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A Hot Landa

when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel
bitch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?

nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.
by immaletyounotfinish September 29, 2009
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