A sex position in which a (usually Indian) male pours curry on his penis, and proceeds to engage in anal intercourse with a person of any gender.
P.S. The penis is the sausage, and the buttock cheeks are the buns.
Me: Ooohh Krishna! What innovative new position should I try with my girlfriend tonight?!
Friend: Since you're Indian, why don't you try the Indian Hot Dog!
Me: Oh yes, she does lovecurry!
Indian hot boxing, is when you're hot boxing a ton of fucking weed, and just when everyone is stoned as fuck, someone lights a smoke and hot boxes that smoke as well.
me: yo who wants to light a dart so we can Indian hot box this?
When a man and a woman visit an Indian buffet, the act of overeating simultaneously inhibits the man's erectile function and removes both the man and the woman's sexual inhibitions. As a result, the man will often attempt to perform cunnilingus, but laden with spicy calories and swelled from his act of delicious gluttony, his oral sex act will trigger his gag reflex, causing him to half-burp, half-vomit steaming-hot chicken tikka masala into his lady-friend's freshly-shaven box. This is the Indian Hot Pocket, an unintentional, but extremely erotic show of post-buffet affection.
"Dude, I heard you got lucky last night after dinner! Did you totally lick her lunchbox?"
"Well, I thought I was going to eat her cookie, but I ended up giving her an Indian Hot Pocket instead."
"I'm really hungry all of a sudden. Are you hungry? I'm hungry."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.